John's Links

Just a collection of bits and bytes I find on the web.

September 19, 2014 7:08 pm

lotrlockedwhovian:

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom
It’s so funny because the amount of how much the upperclassmen care is like negative hella. We are so done from living in a constant state of stress that we probably wouldn’t notice if someone came to class without pants.

(via satans--butthole)

5:15 pm

3psilon:

seeyasuckerr:

sometimes i am bob, sometimes i am linda

(Source: tinarannosaurus, via satans--butthole)

3:22 pm

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

(via satans--butthole)

1:30 pm 11:37 am

rainshading:

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

image

Yes.

(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via itsjustourluck)

9:45 am 7:52 am
iraffiruse:


Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

(via fl00sie)

September 18, 2014 7:08 pm

"The first time I saw you, I knew we’d be linked forever."
Robin and Zelda Williams from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3DS Ad

R.I.P. Robin Williams; you will be sorely missed. :(

(Source: miss-hudders, via satans--butthole)

5:16 pm
itstheonlywayiknowhowtofeel:


I cannot stress this enough.
[x]

itstheonlywayiknowhowtofeel:

I cannot stress this enough.

[x]

(via satans--butthole)

3:23 pm 1:30 pm 11:37 am

carnivaloftherandom:

glutenfreewaffles:

Ladies of the MCU + Misogyny

"Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." - Charlotte Whitton

AUTO-REBLOGGING FOREVER.

(via fl00sie)

9:45 am 7:52 am
baka-kashi:


with-both-my-hearts:

chiltonomics:

the-lost-time-lord:

viitypesofeverything:

tekeli-li-tekeli-li:

hoopxo:

qoax:

sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
Absolutely wow.

I’m going to cry

that is absolutely horrifying.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!

Why am I finding out about this now??

"Foolish creature of the flesh. I am ancient. I am forever. I have seen Empires rise and fall. I have seen entire species wither to cinders. I have seen the depths and the cold and the abyss that lay beyond. You are no more a nuisance to me than plankton. You are so insignificant, and I am so exquisitely eternal that I am the closest thing you will have to a God."-What I imagine the jellyfish would say to a human

DON’T

GET ME STARTED

ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS


That is horrifying.

If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.” This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide. Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.

baka-kashi:

with-both-my-hearts:

chiltonomics:

the-lost-time-lord:

viitypesofeverything:

tekeli-li-tekeli-li:

hoopxo:

qoax:

sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.

Absolutely wow.

I’m going to cry

that is absolutely horrifying.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!

Why am I finding out about this now??

"Foolish creature of the flesh. I am ancient. I am forever. I have seen Empires rise and fall. I have seen entire species wither to cinders. I have seen the depths and the cold and the abyss that lay beyond. You are no more a nuisance to me than plankton. You are so insignificant, and I am so exquisitely eternal that I am the closest thing you will have to a God."
-What I imagine the jellyfish would say to a human

DON’T

image

GET ME STARTED

image

ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

image

That is horrifying.

If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.” 



This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.



Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide. 
Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.

Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.

(via prettyinpixiedust)

3:39 am